Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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I hope we have more skilled people in our world than people who do jobs like this. These make me smile because I don’t really have to DEAL with them…
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People are notoriously sloppy regarding details on and off the job. Some people on BoredPanda.com have collected another group of examples of the mistakes, sloppiness, and downright DUMB things people have done. They only had ONE job….
It would be ‘interesting’ to try to fill out this form if YOU are the person listed…
Did we miss World War 3 – 10?
Using this screwdriver might be difficult…
I love this one. A proofreader might have been able to save them a lot of grief and embarrassment that the maze was finished almost before it got started.
I’m amazed this personalizing company stayed in business this long.
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“Epic Fails” – BoredPanda.com – Greta Jaruseviciute, Jonas Zvillus and Rokas Laurinavicius
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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My friend Marsha sent this to me this morning, saying her brother had sent it to her, and I smirked, snorted, and laughed all the way through it. I HAD to share –
As 2024 is gone:
I want to say thank you Facebook friends, for your educational posts over the past year. When it comes to common sense, I’m beginning to wonder if anyone has any. I am totally messed up now and have little chance of recovery. Because of y’all, I have to drink 3 glasses of wine. Yes
before noon.
1- I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel.
2-Nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my Ice Tea without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
3- I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened to it since it was last washed.
4- I can’t eat a little snack that sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the year.
5- I must send my special thanks for the post about rat *hit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every Christmas card envelope that needs sealing.
6- I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
7- I find it difficult to use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like *hit pot.
8-Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
9- Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I tag seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I0- I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.
11- I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
12- Thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me No more hot chocolate for me.
13- I no longer go to the cinema because when I sit down I’m invaded by bed bugs.
14- I no longer go to stores because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
15- I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Russia and Ukraine. As for a certain political party, I’m not sure which one will be using and investigating my number. I heard it on Facebook So I know it’s true.
16- If you don’t post this to your wall for 7 days and tag at least 7 people in the next 7 minutes, next year Santa Claus ain’t going to leave you a thing. I know because I saw it on Facebook So it’s got to be true.
P. S. I now keep my toothbrush and false teeth in the living room, because I was told that the air carries germs up to 5 feet from the toilet.
Y’all Have A Good Day Now! 
And An Awesome New Year!!!
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Cat Memes – BoredPanda.com – Rokas Laurinavicius and Leva Peciulyte
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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This is our ‘flying pig’ that used to hang over our driveway until the pig and the huge branch from which it hung came down in an ice storm. The pig is sitting on my table in our shop now, waiting for me to refurbish it. I’m hoping to convince my husband that he would look fine bolted onto one of the huge boulders at the top of our driveway, looking as it he’s taking off in flight.
Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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My dad considered a sense of humor a survival skill. His left arm and hand were crippled when he fell off a horse when he was three. He learned to do everything with one arm and hand, including taking great care of his family. He survived the taunting and cruelty shown him at school by making them laugh. It worked. Everyone liked him because he saw things through very creative, sensitive eyes and always added a humorous twist.
When he would compliment my dress, though, it meant my dress was too short, too ‘something,’ and he wanted me to change. It took me years to NOT look in someone’s eyes when they compliment me, looking for the ‘dig.’ I have learned to just enjoy it and say a grateful, “Thank you!”
I loved listening to his stories. He would have me rolling on the floor laughing by the end of some of them. There was one he told of he and his friends going camping by the river one night. None of them had the first idea of how to ‘camp,’ though my dad and one of his friends helped with a boy scout group. They prepared for bed, getting out sleeping bags, etc. One man started digging a hole. He explained he would use it to make sleeping more comfortable, measuring it carefully to mold to his butt. The others followed, thinking it sounded like a great idea. They all settled in for the night. Suddenly, one of the men started cursing – finally getting up and moving his sleeping bag, saying angrily, “I sleep on my STOMACH!”
My healthy sense of humor has saved my sanity my whole life. Sometimes it allows me to stand back and see a situation as if it were a movie, and I’m able to see the humor in it. Many times I laugh when it is really not a good or appropriate thing to do. I got in trouble at school because a friend and I would lock eyes and then simply collapse with laughter. Even now, I avoid eye contact when I’m amused and it is NOT the time to laugh. DON’T LOOK AT ME! :0)
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
I want to meet Vince. I love the way his mind works. LOVE the humor, puns, other plays on words, the snark.
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Ahhhh. I feel better now. :0)
Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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