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Take a Break – It’s Smirk Time
Indian Hills – Vince, the Sign Guy
The Sign Maker – Pinterest
The Sign Maker
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Are You Ready for This? 2
Funny Signs – Bored Panda – Mantas Kacerauskas and Robyn Smith
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Are You Ready for These?
Funny Signs – Mantas Kacerauskas and Robyn Smith – Bored Panda
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Funny Definitions
I’m still grinning. These are brought to us by R. G. Ryan @RGRyan777 on X
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Smile – It’s Indian Hills
Indian Hills, Colorado Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Proven Laws of Nature 3
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13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
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Proven Laws of Nature 2
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7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Proven Laws of Nature
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- Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
6. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
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Punography
If you expect an apology from me on this, you’re out of luck. 😂🤣
Source: R. G. Ryan – @RGRyan777 0n X
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Our Humor Fix for the Day
Vince, the Sign Guy – Indian Hills
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Indian Hills Humor Needed
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Indian Hills – Vince, the Sign Guy
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More Punnery
I love these. They were sent to me my friend Marsha.
I have to admit the magician one took me a minute. 🤪
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Just Punderful
Please skip this post if you don’t like puns. Some people consider puns the lowest form of humor. Others consider it the highest. I agree with the latter. My dad was full of all sorts of humor – from funny stories from his life, to jokes, to sarcasm, to puns. I grew up with it and learned to love it all. When you are able to see the humor in any given situation, it helps you cope with it in a healthy way. 😃
My dear friend Marsha sent these. I laughed my head off at some of them. I hope you smile, grin, smirk, guffaw, giggle, laugh and groan at a bit.
Hahahahahahahahaha! 😋 😀 🤣
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Groaner
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Love to Laugh
Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
I grew up surrounded by humor. My dad was quite creative, starting and running a one-man advertising agency in Tulsa, Oklahoma, winning advertising awards and becoming a bit famous in some circles.
He taught my brother and I to appreciate all forms of humor. He would drive me nuts asking, “What’s funny about that?” throughout the day. He told stories that had funny endings, or told so that you could picture the action so strongly you rolled on the floor with laughter. He drew funny or clever pictures. He constantly made jokes, made puns, played with the English language. He was sarcastic, snide, and one of the most caring people I’ve ever known.
He used humor as a protection against hard things in life and taught us to do the same. To this day, if I can stand back and see the humor in a situation, it calms me down, makes me smile, and allows me to handle things better. I miss him so much, but I can almost FEEL him looking down at me, saying, “Lighten up, Lin.”
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You Only Had ONE Job…13
“Epic Fails” – BoredPanda.com – Greta Jaruseviciute, Jonas Zvillus and Rokas Laurinavicius
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