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- Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
6. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
This is a brilliant and hilarious list that perfectly captures the universal, frustrating truths of everyday life. It’s a testament to the fact that Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”) has countless corollaries that we all experience but never formally acknowledge.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Thanks for writing.
My husband calls it Murrey’s Law. LOL
I’ve always called it Murphy’s Law of Dynamic Negatives. Sounds like many of us have been there.🤪
Yes, it IS Murphy’s Law. My husband just plats on our last name with it.
We think alike. We’ve always called it “The Lewis Effect.”
I love that!
By the way, we just started listening to Aaron Lewis sing some country music. Have you heard of him? He used to sing with a famous rock band. Here’s my favorite song of his so far:
https://youtu.be/vsQzw_Ax8Cw?si=5DiKDvVsIatmKHjE
I hadn’t heard of him. Thanks for the link. I loved it and will search out more. 😁
Oh, so glad! Just knowing I helped one musician tonight and put a smile on your face helps me feel all is well with the world. ❤️🥳
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4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
Don’t that’s did!
hahahahahaha
Amazing I right,Linda?
yes!
Thanks Linda 😄
Happens often to us! Murrey’s Law. LOL
Happens to me on a regular basis.