Category Archives: Funny Signs – Humor

If you work at home… walking to work should not be considered daily exercise. – Larry Wentz

When eating donuts – only eat the center part.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

You know it’s time to cut down on calories when you step on the scale and the readout says, “One at a time, please!” – Anonymous

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

Never eat more than you can lift. – Miss Piggy

You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.

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