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Last of the ‘For Senior Readers Only’
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•Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
.For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.
•I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
•Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.” I said, “No, it doesn’t.”
•There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
•Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
•I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
•My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
•Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor
Lighten Up
Indian Hills Humor – Vince, the Sign Guy
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor, Indian Hills Signs, punny
PhotoBomb
Heartwarming – BoredPanda.com – Miguel Ordonez and Mindaugas Balciauskas
Filed under Good in the World
Care in Communication Matters 2
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
Filed under communication
hahahahahahaha – something punny to share
Sent by a dear friend.
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor, punny
Kids Perspective
lialip.com
POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, ‘Are you a cop?
Yes,’ I answered and continued writing the report.
‘My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?’
‘Yes, that’s right,’ I told her.
‘Well, then,’ she said as she extended her foot toward me, ‘would you please tie my shoe?’
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POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
‘Is that a dog you got back there?’ he asked.
‘It sure is,’ I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, ‘What’d he do?’
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor, Grin for the Day, Kids Perspective
Punny – Take 3
Dr. David Friedman
Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
Filed under Grin for the Day
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