Last of the ‘For Senior Readers Only’

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•Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor. 

.For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.
 
•I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
 
•Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”  I said, “No, it doesn’t.”
 
•There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.  Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
 
•Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
 
•I have many hidden talents.  I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
 
•My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself. 
 
•Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making.  It’s true.  I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.