Proven Laws of Nature

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  1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

    2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of Probability– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.

6. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

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18 responses to “Proven Laws of Nature

  1. This is a brilliant and hilarious list that perfectly captures the universal, frustrating truths of everyday life. It’s a testament to the fact that Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”) has countless corollaries that we all experience but never formally acknowledge.

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  2. Okay's avatar rajkkhoja

    4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    5. Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.

    Don’t that’s did!

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  3. Happens often to us! Murrey’s Law. LOL

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