Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Vince, the sign guy – Indian Hills Community Center
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“Vince” the sign guy, brings up my spirits each time I find more of his puns on the Indian Hills Community welcome sign. Some of them bring a smirk, some a groan, some make me laugh out loud. Always, they lift my spirits that there is some real humor left in the world when I need it so badly from time to time. I’m happy to share some of my ‘therapy’ with you! :0)
Vince Rozmiarek – Vince, The Sign Guy
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Chevron Gas Station – Seattle WA – WallingfordSign.com
Vince, the Sign Guy – Indian Hills
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WallingfordSign.com – Chevron Gas Station – Seattle
Vince – The Sign Guy – Indian Hills, Colorado
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I think I told you that a ‘sign war’ is going on in our town of Greenwood, Arkansas. Apparently, the local Subway Sandwich place posted a sign saying, “Sign War, Anyone?” and the fun was on. I’m enjoying every minute of it.
Here, the signs are centered around the reason for the business; such as, “I’m so excited I wet my plants” in front of the hardware store where veggie plants are being sold.
Greenwood Veterinary Hospital – “Give up. Your signs are all bark and no bite.” And, “You’ve got to be kitten me. You call this a sign war?”
Lights and electronics – “Sign war has reached us. Can I get a Watt Watt” and “Sign war got peeps throwing shade? Don’t worry. We’re here to light it up.”
I’m not sure I’m a ‘safe driver’ during this war, but I’m grinning from ear to ear. :0)
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Vince Rozmiarek – Indian Hills – BoredPanda.com – Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka
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Indian Hills Puns – Vince Rozmiarek – BoredPanda.com – Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka
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20. I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision?
Suture self.
25. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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16. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering
20. I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
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11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
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6. Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
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My good friend sent these puns to me. I just HAVE to share them with you so I’m not groaning all by myself. :0)
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
(More soon. NONE of us is getting out alive…)
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Sent by a dear friend.
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