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Some of the Laws of Life 2

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7. Law of Close Encounters
 The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8.  Law of the Result
 When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

AND Visa versa!

9. Law of Biomechanics  
 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
– At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law
– As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12.  Murphy’s Law of Lockers
– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

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Some of the Laws of Life

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1 . Law of Mechanical  Repair   
   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
 Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe.

3.  Law of Probability
 The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

4.  Law of Random Numbers
– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.  Variation Law
 If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.  Law of the  Bath  
– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 

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