The Creativity Post
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1 . Law of Mechanical Repair
– After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
– Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers
– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
– If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
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Sent to me by my good friend, Marsha