The Wedding
The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The congregation was aghast as the penny dropped.
The Groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom’s mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward ? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, “We can’t hear you at the back.”
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13. Law of Physical Surfaces
– The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument
– Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance
– If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking
— A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
– As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors’ Law
– If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
Here is my Contribution
The Law of Television Entertainment As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be canceled!
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7. Law of Close Encounters
– The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result
– When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
AND Visa versa!
9. Law of Biomechanics
– The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
– At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
11. The Coffee Law
– As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers
– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
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1 . Law of Mechanical Repair
– After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
– Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
– The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers
– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
– If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
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