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Coffee

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Bless My Heart

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“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.” ~ Erma Bombeck

I just looked at my watch, expecting it to be close to lunch time. It’s 10:43.

There is something about being snowed in that whets my appetite. To be completely honest, though – ANYTHING whets my appetite. In my next life I would like to come back as a great looking, willow slim, beautifully toned TALLER woman who ‘forgets’ to eat – who takes pleasure in food, but doesn’t give it much thought.

And while I’m fantasizing…. oops, maybe that should be private. :0)

Hope you’re having a great day.

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Meanwhile in Canada

Funny Canadian Memes
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Question

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I’m Laughing

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I Love Groaners

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English is a Crazy Language

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New Recipe!

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To Sum it Up…

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This is Punny

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Request

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Punny

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Weight Loss Tips

ASPCA
  • When eating donuts – only eat the center part.
  • Weigh yourself with only one foot on the scale.
  • Eat your food with one chopstick.
  • Don’t eat your evening meal before breakfast.
  • Only eat food that you can catch & kill with a toothpick.
  • Even when dieting, laughter should be on everyone’s menu…. it tastes delicious!

NB. Thanks to Larry Wentz. Owner of Weight Loss Program.com MatchettGroup

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Take the Next Fork…

Diet Humor – Jypseegirl – Pinterest

I lost a pound yesterday – Whoo HOOOO!

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Only 800 to go!

We are thankful that we have TWO frozen individual healthy meal places that have opened in the past year in Greenwood. We plan our eating for the day around these, trying to keep our calories down and portions good in our efforts to NOT each sugar and lose the lard. I will go pick up our order for the week from one of them today.

Yesterday I really worked to finish the tax prep and the reorganization of my booth basket, so I didn’t exercise. :0( I will get back on the exercise horse today, with the elliptical trainer as soon as I return from errands and then yoga this afternoon. If it will stop the spring-rains-in-the-middle-of-winter weather, I’ll also try to get outside and at least walk around the yard.

I hope that you are managing to stay safe from the Covid virus, eat right, and exercise your way to better health, too.

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Ewe!

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Getting Older – You Have to Laugh

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Chess Move

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Diet Tips

Diet Tips Number 1

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The 4 Stages of Dieting

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Jellyfish

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Punny

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Groaner – I Love it

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January 9, 2021 · 9:56 am

Exercise Question

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New Diet

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I’m still smiling at this one. :0)

My husband and I are still enjoying our stuff-everything-in-your-face-that-tastes-good mode. We have agreed that we will miss it – and very soon – when we go back to our get-the-lard-off mode.

I have to tell you that the stuff-your-face mode has helped my general ‘downness’ of the past few weeks. The world is such an unhappy place right now, and I can’t see it getting better soon, so a handful of fritos is spirit-lifting – at least for a few minutes.

I will break out my adult pants – if I can still get in them – and deal with what IS soon enough.

In the meantime, would you like a frito?

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New Diet Program

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December 23, 2020 · 9:52 am

Kiss Off

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December 15, 2020 · 10:43 am

New Weight Loss Program

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Weighty Exchange

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Clever and Punny

Casual Christian Comedy 2

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So Proud

Hahahahaahahah!

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Punny British Business Names 6

Thanks to Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka – BoredPanda.com

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