I think these are wonderful. I’m still smiling. They are provided by WeRateDogs @dog_rates on BoredPanda.com
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My friend Marsha sent me a group of photos taken at the exact right time to create something extraordinary. I love these and wanted to share some of them.
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Indian Hills Community Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Community Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
Feel better soon, Carol. Heal smoothly and thoroughly, with good PT. Keep me up on how you’re doing.
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Indian Hills Community Center Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Community Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills Signs – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?
George Carlin had a handful of sayings like this: Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
He said, “Have you ever noticed that someone who drives slower than you is an idiot and someone who drives faster is a maniac?”
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Thanks to my good friend, Marsha, for these.
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EVER WONDER….
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Sent to me by my friend, Marsha
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Only in America …do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America …..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America …..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Sent to me by my good friend Marsha
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Indian Hills Community Center – Vince, the Sign Guy
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Indian Hills – Vince, the Sign Guy
The Sign Maker – Pinterest
The Sign Maker
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