
Apolonia Coffee
“Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”
– Barista Life

Blanket Creek Pottery
“Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak.’”
Anonymous

Gifted Artisan
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
– Lewis Black

Magic Ceramic Shop
“If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”
– Anonymous

Modern Artisans Pottery
“Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”
– Anonymous