Some of the Laws of Life

The Creativity Post

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1 . Law of Mechanical  Repair   
   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
 Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe.

3.  Law of Probability
 The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

4.  Law of Random Numbers
– If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.  Variation Law
 If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.  Law of the  Bath  
– When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 

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Sent to me by my good friend, Marsha

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