My Husband’s Twisted Sense of Humor

I was sitting here, working at my computer, when my husband came up behind me, put his hands on my shoulders, leaned down and said, “Amber ate the turkey.”

This is my husband.

This is Amber

My heart dropped down to the floor. I started to get up and my husband said, “JUST KIDDING!”

The really amazing thing is that my husband is ALIVE and IN ONE PIECE – and so is the turkey breast, thank goodness.