... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
… The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
… He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
… When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
… Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
And finally:
… Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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I loved it. My husband shook his head. 😂
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I think you might have to be a bit ‘off’ to appreciate puns. That’s why they’re also called, “Groaners.”
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