On a Plumber’s truck :
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

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I’m glad you’re enjoying these, Gloria. Some of them made me laugh out loud.
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