“The team has come along slow but fast.”
– Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager
“Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.”
– Detroit Daily News
“The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.”
– Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
“Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
there?” – Driver school applicant
“A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.”
– Everett Dirksen, Congressman
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