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Some of the Laws of Life 3

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13.  Law of Physical Surfaces
 The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument
 Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

15.    Law of Physical Appearance
 If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

16.  Law of Public Speaking
— A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17.  Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy   
   As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18.  Doctors’ Law
 If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

Here is my Contribution

The Law of Television Entertainment As soon as you find a television program  that you really like, it will be canceled!

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sent to me by my friend, Marsha

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