quote of the day
* I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy
that I swear I did not make any changes to.
* Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
quote of the day
* Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you’re wrong.
* There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
* I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
* How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just
nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything
productive for the rest of the day.
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