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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve