“I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.” ~ Larry Amoros
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, “Woof!” The other replies, “Moo!”
The dog is perplexed. “Moo? Why did you say, ‘Moo’?” The other dog says, “I’m trying to learn a foreign language.” ~Morey Amsterdam
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”” ~ Dave Barry
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” ~ Samuel Butler
Peter Hogarth – Artist – Dog Portraits @PeterHogarth55 on X
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