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Murphy’s Technology Laws – Take 3

Interesting Facts

Murphy’s Technology Law #13: New systems generate new problems.

#14: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

#15: We don’t know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

#16: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

#17:  A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

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Murphy’s Technology Laws – Take 1

Interesting Facts

Murphy’s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

  • #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  • #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
  • #4: If  builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
  • #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
  • #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

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