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What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!
One lung said to another, “we be-lung together!”
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What did syrup to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot!
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me. I think she’s just being clothes-minded!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
I’m no cheetah, you’re lion!
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