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I’ve always wanted to make a gingerbread house. I tried to get my mom to make one with me when I was a child. She had no interest in it.
When I got married, I thought I would make one just for myself and our visitors at Christmas, but somehow, it never happened.
When I was a teacher in Tulsa, Oklahoma, I thought about making a gingerbread house with my 1st grade students. It never happened because (1) it was logistically difficult since essentially everything had to be baked my me at my home and then the gingerbread and all the supplies for making the house would have had to be transported to the school. I was already getting in trouble for playing my guitar at school to teach my kids phonics (I was told, “Ms. Lewis, this is NOT a music class!) plus other reasons…
When our son was old enough to be counting the days ’til Christmas, I thought he and I might make one together. I discovered that HE had no interest in the project…
THIS YEAR –
AuntyAcid via Ged Backland 2016 via Stephanie Youmans Wilson
Filed under Attitude, Encouragement
Dr. David Friedman
Puns for Educated Minds
18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine .
21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The
stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one
carrion allowed per passenger.’
Thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.
Filed under Grin for the Day
Dr. David Friedman
Puns for Educated Minds
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
‘Keep off the Grass.’
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
Thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.
Filed under Grin for the Day
Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to an email from Marsha Koenig
Dr. David Friedman
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Filed under Grin for the Day
Dr. David Friedman
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor
Evie Zimmerman, trendingly.com
Filed under Grin for the Day, lost in translation
Evie Zimmerman, trendingly.com
Filed under Grin for the Day, lost in translation
Evie Zimmerman, Trendingly.com
Filed under Grin for the Day, lost in translation
Thanks to Evie Zimmerman, trendingly.com
Filed under lost in translation
http://www.reddit.com via Emily Davis, trendingly.com
Filed under Creativity, Grin for the Day
Thanks to Bill Lites for his email.
Filed under Amazing Animals, Grin for the Day
diamondhomesupport-com
“My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”
I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.
I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my wife took it!”
Filed under Grin for the Day
diamondhomesupport-com
“I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet…
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment… now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is… “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”‘
Filed under Attitude, Grin for the Day
creativeartworksblog 