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16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
Thanks for the email from Marsha Koenig
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You may need to read these slowly – some aloud – and then the lightbulb comes on. I think they’re clever. Thanks to my friend Marsha Koenig for her email.
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9.HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
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“Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes.
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Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese.
FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.”
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Quote credit: Cindy Bassett Thurman on Facebook.
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