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“I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight. I am OK with that. After all, 6 lbs., 3 oz, is just not realistic.”

“I am not overweight. I am just nine inches too short.” ~ Shelley Winters

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” ~ Dolly Parton

“Diet is wishful shrinking.”

“I am on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I’ve lost 45 days.”

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