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I have been encouraging Lynn Moody, my miraculous massage therapist, to help me with this problem.

She does a wonderful thing by pulling on each of my arms and legs, plus my head, during each massage. (She is quite tactful – not saying anything about ‘pulling my head out of my ___.’ ) Not only does this FEEL great, I’m hopeful that if she REALLY works on it, I will get taller.

If I can get taller by about 4 inches, it would solve my lardage problem AND allow me to retrieve things that are out of my reach now!

Maybe she will redouble her efforts if I take her some chocolate at my massage this week…

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