Dr. David Friedman
Puns for Educated Minds
18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine .
21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The
stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one
carrion allowed per passenger.’
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