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Tagged as Chicken Little, first grade, funny stories
Medical Exams – Doug Powell via Marsha Koenig
“I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . . ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ “It’s very good except for the Kentucky Jelly I can’t seem to get used to the taste,” Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’ ” Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
“A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .’ Keep off the grass.’ Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said ‘Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'” Submitted by RN no name
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