Chevron Gas Station – Seattle WA – WallingfordSign.com
Carroll County Veterinary Clinic – Lynn Wimmer DVM
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Carroll County Veterinary Clinic – Lynn Wimmer, DVM
Vince, the Sign Guy – Indian Hills
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WallingfordSign.com – Chevron Gas Station – Seattle
Vince – The Sign Guy – Indian Hills, Colorado
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Rokas Laurinaicius and Veja Elkimaiciute – “Stupid & Weird Signs” – BoredPanda.com
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“Stupid & Weird Signs” – Rokas Laurinaicius and Veja Elkimaiciute – BoredPanda.com
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LAUGHS
Between the El Arroyo Restaurant people in Austin, Texas, and the Indian Hills Community Center signs by Vince Rozmiarek in Bayfield, Colorado, it’s hard not to keep smiling.
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Enjoy your day.
The Wedding
The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The congregation was aghast as the penny dropped.
The Groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom’s mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward ? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, “We can’t hear you at the back.”
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Forwarded by a friend.
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The Creativity Post – iStock
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13. Law of Physical Surfaces
– The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument
– Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance
– If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking
— A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
– As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors’ Law
– If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
Here is my Contribution
The Law of Television Entertainment As soon as you find a television program that you really like, it will be canceled!
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sent to me by my friend, Marsha
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