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“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher
“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”
Mignon McLaughlin
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“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.”
Clifton Paul Fadiman
“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
Hugh Sidey
“A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.”
Jessamyn West
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William A. Ward
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“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. “
E. B. White
“Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.”
Sid Caesar
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
Peter Ustinov
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”
Mel Brooks
“I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.”
Frank Howard Clark
“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.”
Larry Gelbart
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Funny Signs and Funny Headlines –
“Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge”
He probably IS the battery charge!
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“New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group”
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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“Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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“Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”
Do they taste like chicken?
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“Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half”
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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“Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors”
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is…
“Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”
Did I read that right?
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Funny Signs and Headlines –
“Miners Refuse to Work after Death”
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant”
See if that works better than a fair trial!
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“War Dims Hope for Peace”
I can see where it might have that effect!
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“If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile”
Ya’ think?!
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“Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures”
Who would have thought!
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“Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide”
They may be on to something!
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“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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On a repair shop door:
“WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)”
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
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“Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter”
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,” Expert Says
Really? Ya’ think?
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“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers”
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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“Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over”
What a guy!
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Notice in health food shop window: “CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…”
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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
“ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.”
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Seen during a conference:
“FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.”
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Notice in a farmer’s field:
“THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.”
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Message on a leaflet:
“IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.”
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SIGNS –
In a Laundromat:
“AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.”
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In a London department store:
“BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…”
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In an office:
“WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.”
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In an office:
“AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.”
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Outside a second-hand shop:
“WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?”
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