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I have been encouraging Lynn Moody, my miraculous massage therapist, to help me with this problem.
She does a wonderful thing by pulling on each of my arms and legs, plus my head, during each massage. (She is quite tactful – not saying anything about ‘pulling my head out of my ___.’ ) Not only does this FEEL great, I’m hopeful that if she REALLY works on it, I will get taller.
If I can get taller by about 4 inches, it would solve my lardage problem AND allow me to retrieve things that are out of my reach now!
Maybe she will redouble her efforts if I take her some chocolate at my massage this week…
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. ‘I’m just wasting my time,’ she said to her mother. ‘I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!’
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, ‘The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.’
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
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This one brings back memories from my childhood.
For some strange reason, my mother decided to plant some paddle cactus in the bed that went around the house.
One day, our cat wouldn’t come in when it was time for dinner. My mom told me to find her and bring her in. I found her in the bed under the cactus. I tried coaxing her out, but nothing was working. I finally crawled into the bed trying to reach the cat to pull her out. I inched forward, finally getting a hand on her leg. I stood up, pulling, then lost my balance and SAT on the cactus.
To say the whole neighborhood heard my screams is an understatement. My mom spent much of that evening with me in the bathroom, trying to pull out all the sharp spines of the cactus that were firmly lodged in my bottom. Needless to say, this is an indelible memory!
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