“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Unknown
Tim Burgess – Chainsaw Sculptor
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
I just love these drawings. It’s difficult to believe that he only uses a pencil, isn’t it?
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Unknown
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Unknown
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ” – Robert Benchley
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry
Esther Shimazu
“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson
JoanneCooke.com
“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” – Unknown
kimballpottery.com
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” —Bonnie SchacterLesley Anne Greene – veniceclayartists.com
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
Olivia Brown
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein
“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” – Unknown
juliemiles.co.uk
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
Peter Vanbekbergen
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” -Charlotte Gray
Peter Vanbekbergen
“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Unknown
Ryan Lovatt
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ” – Robert Benchley
surreysculpture.org.uk
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
“I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.” ~ Larry Amoros
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, “Woof!” The other replies, “Moo!” The dog is perplexed. “Moo? Why did you say, ‘Moo’?” The other dog says, “I’m trying to learn a foreign language.” ~Morey Amsterdam
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”” ~ Dave Barry
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” ~ Samuel Butler
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” ~ anon
nickylitchfield.com
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
SchleuterSketchStu-Etsy
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” ~ Dave Barry
Schlueter Sketch Studios Custom Pet Portraits
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” ~ Jhordis Anderson
Sheppard Portraits – Etsy
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ anon
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day
Katya Minkina-dailypaintworks.com
“When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” –” Kristan Higgins
fulcrumgallery.com
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz
Unknown
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” Jhordis Anderson
BrenSparling.com
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ unknown
Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” Dave Barry
“Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” Jhordis Anderson
Dido Ceramics
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” – Unknown
Louise Brown
“Never judge a dog’s pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.” – Unknown
Moon Sage
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” Dave Barry
Pinterest
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” Dave Barry
Wendy Hodgson Mud Pups
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” O.A. Battista
“A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.” ~ unknown
Lesley Anne Greene-veniceclayartists.com
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
Nick Mackman
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!'” Dave Barry
Lesley Anne Greene-veniceclayartists.com
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” ~ O.A. Battista
Gwyneth
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” ~ Josh Billings
VictoriaColemanArtist.com
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” ~ Dereke Bruce