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What Are You UP To?

  An amazing 2 letter Word

 

A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition.    
                                UP   
 
    
  Read until the end …..  you’ll laugh.    

    
This two-letter word  in English has more meanings than any other  two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’  It is listed in  the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n]  or [v].    

It’s easy to  understand UP, meaning toward the sky  or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in  the morning, why do we wake UP?    

At a meeting, why  does a topic come UP?  Why do we speak  UP, and why are the  officers UP for election and why is  it UP to  the secretary to write UP a  report?  We call UP our friends, brighten  UP a room, polish  UP  the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.  We  lock UP the house and fix  UP the old  car.    
    

At other times, this  little word has real special meaning.   People stir UP trouble, line  UP for tickets, work  UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.    

    

To be dressed is one  thing but to be dressed UP  is special.    

    

And this  UP is confusing:  A  drain must be opened UP because it is stopped  UP.

We open  UP a store in the morning  but we close it UP at night.  We seem  to be pretty mixed UP about UP!    

To be knowledgeable  about the proper uses of  UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.   In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost  1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty  definitions.    
    

If you are  UP to it,  you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is  used.  It will take UP a lot of your time, but  if you don’t give UP, you may wind  UP with a hundred or  more.    

    

When it threatens to  rain, we say it is clouding UP.  When the sun  comes out, we say it is clearing UP.  When it rains,  the earth soaks it UP.  When it  does not rain for awhile, things dry  UP.  One could go on  and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now . . . my time  is UP!   

    

Oh . . . one more  thing:  What is the first thing you do in  the morning and the last thing you do at  night?    

U    
    
  P     !    

Did that one crack  you UP?    

Don’t screw  UP.  Send this on to  everyone you look UP in your address book .  . .. or not . . . it’s UP to you.    

Now I’ll shut  UP!

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*Thanks to my friend Marsha Koenig, for sending this email.

 

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“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid… but it can muffle the sound!
 
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
 
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
 
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?”

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Reflections – Take 3

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“My people skills are just fine.  It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
 
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
 
The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”
 
I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.
 
I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my wife took it!”

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“I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
 
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet…
 
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
 
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
 
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment… now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
 
The biggest lie I tell myself  is… “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”‘

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Reflections – Take 1

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  • “I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
  • Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
  • You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
  • I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.
  • I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.”

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Chuckles – Take 9

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How to Pose with Statues – Take 5

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How to Pose with a Statue – Take 4

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Chuckles – Take 4

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