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16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.
Thanks for the email from Marsha Koenig
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11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
Funny Quotes about Life Lessons
30 Hillarious Quotes and Sayings
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You may need to read these slowly – some aloud – and then the lightbulb comes on. I think they’re clever. Thanks to my friend Marsha Koenig for her email.
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9.HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
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Dr. David Friedman
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Email from Bill Lites
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