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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
*Thanks to Bored Panda
Filed under Funny Signs - Humor, punny
My good friend Marsha Koenig sent me an email that made me laugh so many times I lost count. What a treasure these days! I had to share it with you –
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10-No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kristen, age 102.WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
— Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8
4.WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8
5.WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
6.WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
– – Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– – Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9
8.HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is…….
9.HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
— Ricky, age 10
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Yesterday, before the weather changed, I cut two roses to bring inside. I can FEEL my spirits lifting when I look at these!
I drowned yesterday morning covering up the plants in my square foot garden boxes plus my two planters of new tomato plants because bad weather and plummeting temperatures were forecast. The plants were covered all day and all night. We had at least two rounds of severe storms, some with hail, followed by a freeze.
This morning they were still alive! They are looking a bit ‘tired,’ but I think they are okay. I was planning to go out and weed in the garden, but the temperature never got above 40 here, with enough wind to make it uncomfortable outside. Hopefully, I can get rid of weeds tomorrow.
I hope that you are safe and well. I also hope that you – also – are finding things that give you hope for the future.
Lisa Bearnes Richey
I may have to actually start wearing one of these!
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Sad and Useless
Sad and Useless
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I’m happy to tell you that we finally got our irrigation system for the garden working just in time for the rain today. Hahahaahahaahah! :0)
We had a great time at Lunch Bunch. Everyone was there, so we had a lot of good conversation, good food, and laughs. Afterwards we went to Walmart and one other store for supplies. Apparently, toilet paper is the big item everyone thinks is necessary to weather the coronavirus here. There was NONE at Walmart or in the other grocery at which we stopped. It is scary, being in the high risk group as my husband and I are, but I’m not sure that toilet paper is the cure. I think the caution about being in crowds or lots of public spaces is smart, and so we will cut down on what seems reasonable. Here is Arkansas, schools and churches haven’t been affected yet. Hopefully, testing will be readily available soon.
Signs of spring continues to appear. My daffodils are starting to fade, but my tulip tree is happy.
A beef roast is in the crock pot, so all I have to do for dinner is make a salad.
Every time Microsoft updates Windows 10, it causes me a problem. This time, it was two things –
Thing One – my access to Bill Pay on our bank account. We could get to the rest of the things on the account, but not that. I ended up accessing Bill Pay via FoxFire browser, the only one I could find that would allow it to show up.
Thing Two – My Cronometer website. This is a nice website where I can track what I’m eating, particularly in regard to my keto macros. It wouldn’t show up at all on Chrome anymore. I finally got it to show up on FireFox, too. I feel I’m back home with my safety net. I find the biggest problem is trying to eat enough fat. I’m now adding heavy cream to my coffee, and hopefully that will make the difference.
I found a funny sign I would like to add to the ones people see as they come up our long, steep driveway.
We have one like this –
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and this –
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and this
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and I want to add to our collection with this one –
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Filed under Friendship, Funny Signs - Humor, Health Alert
First Grade Fun Times via Yolanda Vanveen
Filed under Attitude, Funny Signs - Humor, wisdom
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*Even though a comma and an apostrophe are missing. I felt this was too good not to share…
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