Proven Laws of Nature 3

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13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.

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7 responses to “Proven Laws of Nature 3

  1. Another great list! Oh and the one from an earlier list happened to me today at the grocery store! I had to laugh to myself when I thought of it! (I got in the shorter line only to see the longer line move faster)!
    The one woman ahead of me kept inserting her EBT card into the payment machine the wrong way, 4 times!

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  2. rajkkhoja's avatar rajkkhoja

    Nice you sharing another Post. I like.19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician. Nice & true 💯😜.v

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