My good friend sent these puns to me. I just HAVE to share them with you so I’m not groaning all by myself. :0)

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
(More soon. NONE of us is getting out alive…)