
“Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.”

“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.”

“My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.” ~ Nick Arnette

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry