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“The one red leaf, the last of its clan,
That dances as often as dance it can,
Hanging so light, and hanging so high,
On the topmost twig that looks up at the sky.”
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Fall is my favorite season.
I love it when I am a bit too cool and need to throw on a hoodie to be comfortable. I enjoy snuggling under my throw in my recliner and nodding off when I get sleepy. One of my favorite drinks is hot chocolate. A fire in the fireplace is a luxurious, comfort thing. The colors of the leaves lift my spirits. I hope we get a good, long autumn this year!
I got SOME of the onions harvested yesterday before I pulled one and a gazillion ants swarmed out. Thankfully, I was armed with my new 2-gallon sprayer of Eight Bug Killer and hosed down the planter box again. It’s raining today (Tropical Storm Beta) but I’ll try it again when the weather is cooperative.
I also managed to file (or throw away) the huge pile of paper sitting on the table beside my computer yesterday. Today I will tackle August bookkeeping. Hopefully, I can get that accomplished today – since September’s stuff will be staring me in the face soon.
My husband and I enjoyed Cranberry Pecan Chicken Salad for our dinner last night from REAL FOOD in Greenwood. It was truly YUMMY. We are so lucky it is so good and so convenient for us. I also lost a bit more weight! I looked at my records for South Beach and BistroMD, and I’m losing at the same – if slow – rate. If I live 100 more years, I’ll eventually reach my goal! :0)
Another thing I love about the fall – I can use my elliptical trainer in our garage in a lot more comfort. My husband mounted a wall fan on the wall in front of it for the summer, but I still end up overheated when the temperatures and heat indices go nuts in the summer. I won’t say I look forward to going out there, but putting in the time is much more palatable now. My yoga stretching in the afternoons is rounding out my exercise nicely.
I don’t have a big project for the day. We drove the trash down to the bottom of the driveway, and I have load #2 in the clothes washer. The dishwasher is running. I’ll go do the elliptical (hopefully doing 35 minutes) and then hit the bookkeeping. I live such an exciting life! :0)
I hope that things are good for you today.
“Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” ~ George Eliot
On this, the first day of Autumn, I was able to harvest small little bitty tomatoes!
I don’t know if this is the last of them. There are some green tomatoes on the vines, but we’ve had that before and they never ripened. I keep threatening to remove the plants, but I just can’t when there is the possibility of more tomatoes!
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THING ONE:
These are the same two elephant ear plants that my friend Laufrain gave me last year about this time. They wintered in our dining area and then I planted them in pots on the front porch. They hated it there, showing their displeasure by almost croaking!. I got the idea that they might like one of the planters we rebuilt along the front of the house. Here they get a lot more sun than they did on the front porch, plus a bit of protection from the gusty winds we get up here.
They seem to be delighted with this spot. I’m really happy. This is about the only thing that is doing really well in our yard right now, so it’s wonderful to be able to look at them.
THING TWO:
Mostly, my yard work this year has been cleaning up damage or cutting stuff down. I’ve used a LOT of KillsAll because the weeds are trying to take over. Here you see a place that will receive some attention quite soon, weather permitting. (This is supposed to be a bed of ROCKS….) Sigh. It’s on the list…
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Last week we had a glorious week of EATING. We discovered REAL FOOD in Greenwood and pre-ordered things for the week. We enjoyed ALL of it, AND both of us managed to lose a bit over a pound!
They post choices for the coming week on Wednesday afternoons. You can pre-order from the website, as we do, or you can simply go into the store and choose from all the goodies in the freezer. If you pre-order, you can pick up your food the following Monday.
They are open Monday through Thursday, 10:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. 479-414-6337. 964 East Center Street, Greenwood, AR 72936.
Now you see the reason that Monday has become a happy day for us. It’s pick up day for the Lewises! (We also hope to get a loaf of bread…)
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Last night I FINALLY finished adding my initial group of products onto Amazon Handmade!
If you would like to take a look, here is a link –
Linda Lewis Artworks on Amazon Handmade
and here is the URL if the link above doesn’t work –
https://www.amazon.com/handmade/Linda-Lewis-Artworks
I’m listing
If you are considering opening a shop on Amazon Handmade, come with a whole bag of determination and patience. You will have to decide you WILL overcome whatever obstacles come up, regardless of how much time and effort it takes.
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I just wanted to show you the painted journals I added to my Amazon Handmade page yesterday. The one above is called, “Swirling Fall.”
If you’d like to see more of what is on my page so far, click on this link
LindaLewisArtworks on Amazon Handmade
Or here is the URL if the link above doesn’t work for some reason.
https://www.amazon.com/handmade/Linda-Lewis-Artworks
Today I’m adding some more tote bags plus some canvas mini-essentials-purses.
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I just hosed down our raised bed square foot garden with EIGHT, a wonderful spray that kills ants and other bugs, but is safe for our animals and plants. I will do it over and over again before finishing my harvest of our onions, since the minute I pull out a weed or onion, they swarm all over the place. :0(
The clean up of the garden will be a many-step-many-day enterprise.
Hopefully, this will result in nice, fresh, happy planter boxes without a lot of weed growth to welcome my spring efforts to get my garden planted.
My 2-gallon sprayer seems to be giving out, though, so we have it on Monday’s list to get a replacement at our local hardware store.
It’s a really lovely day to be murdering fire ants!. :0)
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I am learning a LOT trying to list my stuff on Amazon Handmade. I am finally able to jump through most of the hoops.
I have finally learned that when a picture doesn’t show up with my product, I check to make sure it meets their parameters, and then let it go. That drives me absolutely nuts, but I’ve learned that is the best thing to do. It happened again yesterday, when I was adding some painted journals. I listed 5. 4 of them went well. The 5th picture didn’t show up for some reason. I checked it, and it should have gone like the others. It didn’t, so the product was listed on the site, but the picture area was blank. That’s embarrassing and I hate it, but – again – I left it. It still wasn’t up when I went to bed, but I checked again this morning and it was showing. Go figure.
I am not a patient person. I HATE errors or omissions to be ‘public,’ but there is no control over this one.
So, I will try to get the rest of the things I want to list online and hope for the best.
Today, some tote bags and painted canvas mini ‘essential’ purses.
Fingers crossed, teeth gritted, and determination strong.
Linda Lewis Artworks on Amazon Handmade
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’
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I just finished cleaning out the aquarium, and all is squeaky clean again. The fish are busily checking out the ‘new’ decorations.
Filed under Amazing Animals, Family, Housekeeping - Maintenance
I have told you that my husband and I are REALLY enjoying the frozen meals from REAL FOOD in Greenwood. My experiment, since the food is SO good (but has no nutritional information provided) is to monitor the scales, take our blood pressure and blood sugar measurements twice a week (we BOTH are on meds for high blood pressure, and my husband is a Type II Diabetic – although he will deny that, saying only that he has a ‘sugar problem.’) and use these frozen meals as our main meal of the day, skip breakfast, and eat a snacky lunch (such as tuna fish salad) and a CAREFUL snack, otherwise.
We are finishing our first week and will enjoy our last REAL FOOD meal for the week this evening. I will make some keto chili (Suzanne Ryan, Simply Keto) tomorrow for the weekend.
I am continuing to drink water until my eyeballs float, and am conscientiously doing my exercises morning and afternoon (elliptical trainer in our garage in the morning and yoga stretches in the afternoon.)
I lost a pound this morning!
Fingers crossed that when I measure at the end of the month, the measuring tape will at least smirk at me, if not smile a bit.
I am determined to get as healthy as I can – losing the lard, strengthening my core, and increasing my flexibility – so that I can enjoy life, doing what I would like to, for as long as possible.
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I am feeling really good right now.
I almost gave up on the idea of getting some of my art work on Amazon Handmade.
The people who write software and instructions for things should HAVE to try to follow those of others in order to get a feel for how intuitive their work is. The people who are writing the directions think their site is easy to navigate, easy to understand. This is certainly not the case with Amazon Handmade. There is also no easy way to actually get to people who can answer questions or help you.
You call and you get people who are nice, but they just send you to Seller Central, where you couldn’t get help before. If you tell them that on another phone call, they tell you that you really need to talk to someone who specializes in the handmade section. (They can’t figure out the solutions, either, so they point fingers in all directions – very politely – and send you on your way.)
What it boils down to is determination. You put the fears that you’re too stupid to do this aside. You decide you WILL figure out how to get around the problem that you have upgraded everything you have and Amazon still doesn’t recognize it. You WILL figure out how to get registered no matter what you have to do. You WILL figure out why they won’t accept the fourth image you’ve sent, even though they accepted the other three with no problem.
Right now I’m concentrating on listing things I can offer without a separate charge for shipping. You guessed it – I can’t find ANYPLACE that allows you to do anything about charging for shipping – only if you want to click a box that says YOU will ship as opposed to having AMAZON ship it. I will list hand-painted glassware if and when I can figure out where and how to list a shipping charge….
Determination – stubbornness – perseverance!
I am figuring this out – one small step at a time.
Linda Lewis Artworks on Amazon Handmade
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’
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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box filled with cotton, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: ‘Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.’ (I want this line used at my funeral!)
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. ‘I’m just wasting my time,’ she said to her mother. ‘I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!’
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, ‘The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.’
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
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We have now eaten two frozen meals from REAL FOOD in Greenwood. 964 East Center Street, Greenwood, AR 72936. (479) 414-6337.
We liked last night’s meal – “Home Fries, Roasted Chicken, Bacon and Cheese” even better than the first night’s, and that’s saying a lot. :0)
I have asked the owner if she would consider posting at least ball park estimates of nutritional information on the website so that we can try to plan around the one GLORIOUS meal we’re eating each day. (We are doing a combination of intermittent fasting and very light lunches. If we have a snack, it’s a keto-type one.) This afternoon the choices for the coming week should be posted.
I’m also going to concentrate on my exercising more, now that our weather is cooling off a bit. I’m aiming for elliptical trainer in the morning and yoga stretches in the afternoon, with as much walking in-between as I can get in.
I’m not as dumb as I look!!!!!
I FINALLY am
on Amazon Handmade!!!!!!
https://www.amazon.com/handmade/Linda-Lewis-Artworks
I worked all afternoon to try to get 5 pairs of earrings listed. (They weren’t happy with my images.) I finally called it a night and decided I would start again this morning. When I checked, the images were showing! HOORAAAAAY!
I will try to get some of my other stuff up there today.
I found the hurdles really difficult. It’s almost impossible to get to an actual person for help. I finally had to figure things out mostly by myself, but I have new confidence today because I was persistent (my husband calls it stubbornness) and I prevailed. :0)
Hopefully, someone will see my stuff and BUY it! It’s wonderful to have the chance.
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You are looking at a brand new member of the Amazon Handmade community!
I have uploaded ONE pair of hand-painted wooden earrings so far. I won’t do more until I see for sure what happened. (Oh, wait! The listing just appeared!)
I have a URL (yes, my very own URL!). Linda Lewis Artworks
I am learning a TON as I do this. (We have sold used books on Amazon for years. Even though I have a handmade account now, too, the listings and sales will show up for ME on both accounts on the same page.)
I was beginning to decide I wasn’t smart enough to jump through all the hoops (and difficulties) of listing my stuff on Amazon, so I’m encouraged that I now have one product listed. I have no idea how long it will take to show up on the actual site where it is listed for sale.
Onward and upward!
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, ‘Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.’
‘And why not, darling?’
‘You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.’
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