Jokes of the Day
“A doctor, whom an 80-year-old woman who had been consulting most of her life, has finally retired. At her next checkup, the young new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. “Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?” “Yes, they help me sleep at night.” “Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!” She reached out and patted the doctor’s knee and said, “Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in my 16-year-old granddaughter’s glass of orange juice. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night.” Gotta love grandmas!”
*Thanks to Marsha Koenig
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