“Well as giraffes say, you don’t get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.” – Sid Waddell
“I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.” – Mitch Hedberg
“A giraffe has a black tongue 27 inches long and no vocal chords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.” – Robert Fulghum
“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.” – Sean Lock



