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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

Can February March? No, but April May.

 I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

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