Punny

BBC

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

*Thanks to Bored Panda