Funny Signs and Headlines –
“Miners Refuse to Work after Death”
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant”
See if that works better than a fair trial!
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“War Dims Hope for Peace”
I can see where it might have that effect!
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“If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile”
Ya’ think?!
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“Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures”
Who would have thought!
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“Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide”
They may be on to something!
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“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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