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Notice in health food shop window: “CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…”
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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
“ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.”
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Seen during a conference:
“FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.”
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Notice in a farmer’s field:
“THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.”
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Message on a leaflet:
“IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.”
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