Stupid Quotes – Take 5

 

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”
– Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“Solutions are not the answer.”
– Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

“Permitted vehicles not allowed.”
– Road sign on US 27

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”
– Sign on backseat of Taxi

“If  history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
– Terry Venables

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