Stupid Quotes – Take 4

 

“Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old.”
– Herb Score, Sportscaster

“We’re going to move left and right at the same time.”
– Jerry Brown, Governor of California

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”
– Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”
– Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”
– Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

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